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My Bitter and Hilarious Encounter With A Lagos Phone Thief.

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 On the 24th December 2022, Immediately I bought fuel in the morning, I drove to mojidi Street, Ikeja. Just as I was about to park at the front of the church or Event Centre adjacent Presken Hotel.  A guy walked up to me saying they need a taxi to take them TO & FRO to ojota to pack some bottled water. I charged him 10k but he  beat the price down to 8k. He then walked into the Church to discuss it with his friend/ colleague I guessed .  He was over delaying me , therefore, I walked to the entrance of the Church I noticed he was  talking to a guy arranging chairs in the place but immediately he sighted me behind him, he came out to meet me saying we should go.   Nevertheless, I didn't suspect any foul play. He came in the car and we proceeded to ojota via Maryland. We turned right into ojota just before Ogudu road and moved forward like 100metres and there was a provision shop.  He asked me to park then he came down to meet the shop owner whil...

Dear Single Pilots, Endeavor not to Marry Liability

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When you're ready to marry. Please, do not just marry for the sake of big yansh, big breast ,shape or facially look. Look for a woman who is not jobless/make her own money  and willing to support you or take  care of home financially when  things nose-dived or you are financially crippled. Marry a woman who understands things are not always Rosy and ready to support and be Patience With you . Not the ones who believes her money is her money while your money is our money.  E GET WHY.  In addition, these set of women will watch you struggle to pay house rent,water bill, nepa bill, school fees, food and all other bills.  You are dying while she watches but her money is piled up somewhere  . Nevertheless, it is your sole responsibility as a Man to to finance your home but nothing bad in a wife helping her husband out when burden becomes tough for him. (BORROW HIM. I am not asking you to dash him) He Will refund you when he's stable. Please, stay away from ...

My First Hand Experience With Local Government Touts and Taskforce In Lagos t

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 On this very Day, I was in ketu and got a request on Bolt. When I arrived pickup, Rider came out With a heavy sack containing Bottles. He opened front passenger door and before I could say jark, he dropped the sack of Bottles on the floor of the car then closed the door. I thought he wanted to sit at the back seat but I was wrong. He then told me he was not going With me . No problem. I queried to know the contents In the bottles and he replied "Bros, na wines" I confirmed it, collected the phone number of Recipient and started Trip. Wow! Destination was Ilasa. Meanwhile, it was already noon and I haven't had any the whole Day. I was craving Roasted Yam and Potatoes. I got to Ilasa Bus stop, slighted an elderly woman selling Boli , Roasted Yam and Potatoes and quickly manouver and parked just at her shield or stand. Of course, there were  other vehicles parked on both sides of the street from beginning to end . that was the first thing I checked before pulling over. Imme...

Arrest Actresses and Influencers Endorsing Scam

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 Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Nigeria Police Force and  Federal Government of Nigeria , please, I am drawing your attention to this new trend...Celebreties and Social media Influencers boldly endorsing fake and illegitimate businesses  and Products they themselves neither patronize nor use knowingly it's scam. Therefore, luring innocent and unsuspecting Nigerians to put or invest their hard earned monies and at end lose it. Example of some of these scam are :   *Asking people to play games with certain amount to win money.   *Advertising  fake products to the general public to buy (E. G. Skin care products )when you as the influencer endorsing it don't use it. "Advertising a ponzi scheme. E. T. C one of these influencers is Nikki Fe Fe  We need you to start arresting and prosecuting these guys for the harm they are causing people.  Thanks

Gamble Probably Not For Me

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 Some Days back, I listened to a motivational speaker who advised people to get multiple streams of income and after brainstorming for hours without coming out with tangible thought. I finally decided to settle For Gamble. Sport Betting to be precise.  I   DOWNLOADED and REGISTERED SPORTYBET first time in My entire life thinking or with the thought that I could be making at least six thousand naira daily. You also laughed.right,? That's what exactly My thought.  Meanwhile, I don't watch football Ball and doesn't know anything about football. As a matter of fact, I no Sabi any club except Arsenal, Chelsea, manU, man City and few other popular clubs.  Well, I started My New found business and the first Day, I funded My account, I do eyi je,eyi o je ,selected and placed a bets.  Lost the money. The same thing happened for Three consecutive time and I got tired and deleted the nonsense  App. In the few days, I had wasted over 10k. 😂😂😂😂😂

Be Careful on Iwaya Road Guys.

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 On Sunday, 27th, August, 2023, I was in Unilag,got a request on Rida ,called Rider to confirm her pick up and destination as usual. Rider told me she was on Iwaya Road. Started My Engine and in no time,I was at the pickup point . Picked My phone to inform Rider I was here ...then, I sighted a haggard hemp smoking looking Young Man Walking up to me as I wanted to dail the number. He came,leaned on my driver's window (I was seated in the car) ,greeted me:  "Bros , Good Afternoon Me: Afternoon Bro Him: Anything for me? Me: Bro, nothing dey o  Him: Anything anything  in all honesty, I had no Cash with me I then told him I had nothing on me. He provoked then asked me : Him:  how much you want gimme wey you dey tell me nothing dey with you . You Uber driver no dey always get money... focusing on My phone. I sighted his eyes and quickly put My phone in My pocket. Dude became M angrier and wanted to be violent . I then boldly told him not to try nonsense with me. while...

Let's show off Our Vehicle Dashboards

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  😂😂😂😂 Make we see your fuel gauge na na. ......... .