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My Bitter and Hilarious Encounter With A Lagos Phone Thief.

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 On the 24th December 2022, Immediately I bought fuel in the morning, I drove to mojidi Street, Ikeja. Just as I was about to park at the front of the church or Event Centre adjacent Presken Hotel.  A guy walked up to me saying they need a taxi to take them TO & FRO to ojota to pack some bottled water. I charged him 10k but he  beat the price down to 8k. He then walked into the Church to discuss it with his friend/ colleague I guessed .  He was over delaying me , therefore, I walked to the entrance of the Church I noticed he was  talking to a guy arranging chairs in the place but immediately he sighted me behind him, he came out to meet me saying we should go.   Nevertheless, I didn't suspect any foul play. He came in the car and we proceeded to ojota via Maryland. We turned right into ojota just before Ogudu road and moved forward like 100metres and there was a provision shop.  He asked me to park then he came down to meet the shop owner whil...

Dear Single Pilots, Endeavor not to Marry Liability

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When you're ready to marry. Please, do not just marry for the sake of big yansh, big breast ,shape or facially look. Look for a woman who is not jobless/make her own money  and willing to support you or take  care of home financially when  things nose-dived or you are financially crippled. Marry a woman who understands things are not always Rosy and ready to support and be Patience With you . Not the ones who believes her money is her money while your money is our money.  E GET WHY.  In addition, these set of women will watch you struggle to pay house rent,water bill, nepa bill, school fees, food and all other bills.  You are dying while she watches but her money is piled up somewhere  . Nevertheless, it is your sole responsibility as a Man to to finance your home but nothing bad in a wife helping her husband out when burden becomes tough for him. (BORROW HIM. I am not asking you to dash him) He Will refund you when he's stable. Please, stay away from ...

My First Hand Experience With Local Government Touts and Taskforce In Lagos t

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 On this very Day, I was in ketu and got a request on Bolt. When I arrived pickup, Rider came out With a heavy sack containing Bottles. He opened front passenger door and before I could say jark, he dropped the sack of Bottles on the floor of the car then closed the door. I thought he wanted to sit at the back seat but I was wrong. He then told me he was not going With me . No problem. I queried to know the contents In the bottles and he replied "Bros, na wines" I confirmed it, collected the phone number of Recipient and started Trip. Wow! Destination was Ilasa. Meanwhile, it was already noon and I haven't had any the whole Day. I was craving Roasted Yam and Potatoes. I got to Ilasa Bus stop, slighted an elderly woman selling Boli , Roasted Yam and Potatoes and quickly manouver and parked just at her shield or stand. Of course, there were  other vehicles parked on both sides of the street from beginning to end . that was the first thing I checked before pulling over. Imme...

Arrest Actresses and Influencers Endorsing Scam

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 Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Nigeria Police Force and  Federal Government of Nigeria , please, I am drawing your attention to this new trend...Celebreties and Social media Influencers boldly endorsing fake and illegitimate businesses  and Products they themselves neither patronize nor use knowingly it's scam. Therefore, luring innocent and unsuspecting Nigerians to put or invest their hard earned monies and at end lose it. Example of some of these scam are :   *Asking people to play games with certain amount to win money.   *Advertising  fake products to the general public to buy (E. G. Skin care products )when you as the influencer endorsing it don't use it. "Advertising a ponzi scheme. E. T. C one of these influencers is Nikki Fe Fe  We need you to start arresting and prosecuting these guys for the harm they are causing people.  Thanks

Gamble Probably Not For Me

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 Some Days back, I listened to a motivational speaker who advised people to get multiple streams of income and after brainstorming for hours without coming out with tangible thought. I finally decided to settle For Gamble. Sport Betting to be precise.  I   DOWNLOADED and REGISTERED SPORTYBET first time in My entire life thinking or with the thought that I could be making at least six thousand naira daily. You also laughed.right,? That's what exactly My thought.  Meanwhile, I don't watch football Ball and doesn't know anything about football. As a matter of fact, I no Sabi any club except Arsenal, Chelsea, manU, man City and few other popular clubs.  Well, I started My New found business and the first Day, I funded My account, I do eyi je,eyi o je ,selected and placed a bets.  Lost the money. The same thing happened for Three consecutive time and I got tired and deleted the nonsense  App. In the few days, I had wasted over 10k. 😂😂😂😂😂

Be Careful on Iwaya Road Guys.

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 On Sunday, 27th, August, 2023, I was in Unilag,got a request on Rida ,called Rider to confirm her pick up and destination as usual. Rider told me she was on Iwaya Road. Started My Engine and in no time,I was at the pickup point . Picked My phone to inform Rider I was here ...then, I sighted a haggard hemp smoking looking Young Man Walking up to me as I wanted to dail the number. He came,leaned on my driver's window (I was seated in the car) ,greeted me:  "Bros , Good Afternoon Me: Afternoon Bro Him: Anything for me? Me: Bro, nothing dey o  Him: Anything anything  in all honesty, I had no Cash with me I then told him I had nothing on me. He provoked then asked me : Him:  how much you want gimme wey you dey tell me nothing dey with you . You Uber driver no dey always get money... focusing on My phone. I sighted his eyes and quickly put My phone in My pocket. Dude became M angrier and wanted to be violent . I then boldly told him not to try nonsense with me. while...

Let's show off Our Vehicle Dashboards

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  😂😂😂😂 Make we see your fuel gauge na na. ......... . 

VIDEO: Filling Attendants Attendants caught Stealing customer's Fuel

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   For those who doesn't understand the commentary in this video making round, the Filling or Fuel Station Attendants were alleged to be stylishly stealing customer's Fuel because he was holding or held the Fuel Hose upward immediately he finished dispensing Fuel to the customer. The Recorder of the video believed there's still Fuel belonging to the customer in the Hose that was why it was held up rightly.  But in my own personal opinion, I don't believe this. This is just a mere assumption and not fact and can't be fact. Reason being that... there's always Fuel in the Hose even if the Engine is off  and except the underground Tank is empty. This is why Fuel comes out immediately from the Nozzle if pressed. As a matter of fact, whatever Fuel in the Hose doesn't belong to customers and isn't their business as long as you weren't cheated on the computer.  For instance, you wants to buy 3000 Fuel and you watched the metre read from 1-3000 , the attendan...

Endeavor To Win Bolt Daily Bonus to reduce Bolt commission.

 Pro Tip for those that use Bolt as their main app, strive to win their daily 4-4,500 bonus and for good measure do a card trip while at it, that way you reduce the Commision you're meant to pay and go home with a bit more money, and the card trip should be for short distance oo It's what I do to navigate these hard times, it's been a while a paid Bolt any Commision and I only owe them about 3k or so It's just a friendly advice, mbok no abuse me for comments

Changing my Alternator Belt

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 Good evening fellow pilots . My experience today  Picked a ride from VI to bariga the ride was going smoothly till we got to sabo side .  I just heard "kpa" immediately battery light popped up I was so sure my belt had cut cus my car immediately Started overheating steering became strong that was how I enter one access bank along the road to park .. well u know riders without hesitation she booked another ride and paid me at that point I was confused on what to do next ..tho I had an extra belt in my car but ion know how to fix it ..  it was already 9:56pm where I wan see mechanic , just went inside my car and started watching clips on YouTube on how to fix belt after that I downloaded this diagram below .. Omo e no take me 20mins I fixed the belt myself I was so happy I just zoomed home ...bfr awon boys come obtain me 😂😂 I still dey happy say I fix belt my self all my shoulder pads don rise 😂😂😂

Comparison Between Uber, Bolt and other Ehailing Apps.

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 I come in peace, I'm only doing the comparison.  From my house in Gowon Estate to DHL office on Admiralty way,lekki phase 1 Bolt- 7600-9400 let's say 8500 Bolt commission+vat let's say 30% Calculate 8500-30% =5950 Uber 8600 Commission +vat let's say 22% Calculate 8600-22% =6708 You can check on one of your trip to confirm Uber's commission, bcus some people argue that its 25% In driver 8300 Commission +vat let's say 12% Calculate 8300-12%=7304 Rida 6600 No commission,no vat You still get your 6600 The problem with Indriver and Rida is that when the set a Reccomended price they will still allow riders to edit it to offer below the recommended amount. So my Rating 1. Indriver  2. Uber 3. Rida 4. Bolt In terms of Driver's complain resolution  and security  1. Uber 2. Uber 3. Uber  4. Uber I stand to be corrected though...